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Mere pati mujhse Romance nahi karte

Khatarnak Joke

Lady-Dr.mere pati mujhse Romance
nahi
karte..
Dr-ye lo 30 goliyan, 1goli roj khilana.

Lady ne 1 Goli di pati ne us raat
romance
kiya..
Agle din usne 2 Goli di, to pati ne
khoob jor
se romance kiya..

Teesre din usne puri 27 goliya dudh me
dal
ke pila di..

3 din baad, Dr. ne lady k bete se uski
maa
ka haal poocha tho beta bola-
Maa mar gayi,

Chachi&mausi hospital me hain,
Kaam wali bhag gayi.   

    

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