Zubaida Apa Funny Totke SMS Messages

'Laal baig ko milk
main ubaal ker
dhoop mein sukha
kr laal mirchon k
sath pees ker ketchup
k sath khany se
ulti aa jati hai.

"ZUBAIDA APA K JAN LEVA TOTKE'

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'Agar Tum Ye Chaho k Tumhare pas
hamesha Dosto Ka Hujoom rahy tou
Ye 3 cheezen apny pas rakho
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TULSI
GOLD LEAF
121(gutka)
Zubaida aapa k dostana totkay.'

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'Q : Wo konsi aapa hain jisay koi pasand nahi karta ?
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'' BURHAAPA '' AAP KIA SAMJHE"
ZUBAIDA AAPA "