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Cameron and Obama were sitting in a bar

A Joke explaining a bitter reality:

Cameron & Obama were sitting in a bar.

Muslin Guy Asked:

what are you planning?

Cameron: Planning World War III

Guy: Really?

whats going to happen…?

Cameron: Well, this time we are going to kill 140 million Muslims and Katrina Kaif.

Guy: Katrina Kaif?

Why do you want to kill katrina?

Cameron turns to Obama and says:

” see i told you, no one would worry about 140 million Muslims.

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