Pathan Jokes SMS Collection

Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:
Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?
Pathan:
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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.



Foji Prade K Doran Officer Ne Pathan Sipaahi Se Pucha:
Ye Haath Main Kya Hai?
Gul Khan: Sir, Ye Bandooq Hai.
Officer: Ye Bandooq Nahi, Tumhari Jaan Ka Hissa Hai,
Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.
Then Officer To 2nd Pathan. Bandooq Ki Taraf Ishara Karte Huye:
Ye Kya Hai?
2nd Pathan: Sir, Ye Gul Khan Ki Maa Hai.


Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?
Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,
“Battery Low” k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai