Dirty Hindi SMS Jokes

Judge 2 girl: Tum ne Apney Shohar ko Qatal Q kia?
Larki : Wo office se aya mujey Room may le ker gya Bed pe litaya Kapray utarey Meri Tangen uthaen aur kaha?
“April Fool”


Lady Class Teache 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo …
Girl:”Madam Agar Aap ko Kaha jaye k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To Apko Maza AyeGa?


Woman:Ye condom kitnay ka hay?
Shopkeeper:10 rupay ka,
Woman:Toba kitni mehngai ho gai,
Jab mein 8th class mein thi to,
1 rupay mein TEEN miltay thy.


Papa: Beti “FSc” k bad kia kro gi?
Beti: S.S.S karun gi.
Papa: CSS to suna that ye S.S.S kia he?
Beti: Sohail Se Sex
Uff! ye larkian bhi na.