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Pathan SMS Jokes in Urdu

Ek paithan hotel mai apni girl friend k sath gya.....
Khana khane k baad bola...
Hum aik baat kahe...
Girl:-bolo na
Pathan:- bil adha adha na kar lain


Ek pathan rozana rait ki bori cycle ke peechay rakh kar border cross karta tha.
bohat Dafa check karnay per bhi border force ko kabhi kuch na mila.
Akhir ek din khan ko rok kar pooocha giya;
khan sahib tum aakhir kis cheez ki smuggling kartat ho;
KHAN ;cycle ki


Pathan ko gali me se 1000 ka note mila, jispe likha the
"EID MUBARAK"
Usne apni jaib se 1000 ka note nikala or us pe
KHAIR MUBARAK
likh kar wahain per rakh diya.

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