College me jean pant dale ek ladki ki zip khula thi,
Usko dekh ke ladka bola,
“memsab aapki tajmahal ka darwaja bandh karo,
Idhar mera kutubminar hill raha hai”.
Shohar: tum meri kis chez se ziada impress ho life style,
Car,
Dressing ya bank
balance?
Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
jesa sex mohalle mei
kisi ko karna nhi aAtA
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do
1 comment:
Hey..........Tumhara kutab miaar hill raha hai to usse bandh lo....Ham Taj Mehal ka darwaja kyon lock karain?...lolz
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