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Hindi Jija Saali SMS Jokes

Jija Saali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae.


Saali ne jhuk kar Jeeja k Paon chuay aur kaha,
“ASHIRVAD DO Jeeja ji”
Jeeja ne haath phair kar kaha!
Jeeti raho Saali
Aaj phir BRAZIER nahi pehni.


Joota chupai ki rasm k waqt dulhay ki aik sali ne kaha:
main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 Munna Bahi bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai.


Saali: Jija ji 500rs Dedo, Agle hafte de dungi.
Jija: Tu 500 Nahi 1000 Le, Par Abhi De de…

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

too cheap.its not goooooooood banate time kisi ki feelings ka to dhyan rakhna chahye.