An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the
senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed
by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked
A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Chennai.
He's stopped in traffic and thinks,
"Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual we're not even moving."
The following is the list of some new viruses going round in India.
Better beware of them.
Chandrababuism: You have two cows in Vijayawada.
You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
Jayalalithaism: You have two cows.
You teach them to cry,"Ammaaaaaaa..."
and fall at your feet.