Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
A police recruit was asked during exam,
"What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?"
He said, "Call for backup."
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Tommy: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!
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