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Latest Pathan Jokes

Aik pathan doosre se:
O yara humare pait main gas hai..
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Doosra pathan:
Khuda ka shukar hy k petrol nahi hay
warna america qabza kr leta..!:-


Khan 2 Frnd: Wo jo table pe admi betha hai, us se hamara dushmni hai
Frnd: Table pe to 4 admi hai
Khan:Wo jis ki muchen hai
Frnd:Muchen to sb ki hai
Khan:Wo jis k sfed kpre hai
Frnd:Wo to sb k sfed hai
Pathan ne gusay me pistol nikala or 3 admion ko mar kr bola
Wo jo reh gaya hai,os ko hum nai ch0rega.”


Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
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Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay.

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