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Bombay Funny Jokes

Q : How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
A : West Indians are natural fast bowlers.


Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A : Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag sideways.


Q : What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
A : "I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local". :

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