Urdu Double Meaning Text SMS

Wo konsi halat ho gi, jis me admi ko 10 minut me pasena a jata he or aurat chahti he k wo ye kam krti rahe?
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Think?
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Shopping:-)



Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
0r
Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.



Kabhi kabhi Jee to ye Chahta hai k Duniya k sb se Khubsurat or Haseen Insan ka Qatal kr don
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Mager bad ma
Socha hon k
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Khud-Kushi to
Haraam hai..:-



Shadeed sardi ki waja se bhenso ne doodh kam dena shuru kr dia hai,
Dar hai k doodh ki shortage ho jaye gi,
Is liy tamaam “GIRLS” se guzarish hai
ke is muskil waqt mein Hukumat ka sath den
.
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Aur boil karte waqt doodh zaya hone se bachayen.