Sexy Jokes

Luck and F-ck are Directly Proportional to each Other.
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When Luck favors, You can F-ck the Whole World.
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But
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When Luck Fails, The Whole world begins to F-ck you.



Doctor: Aapke Shohar ko Mukammal Aaram ki Zaroorat Hai.
Ye Neend ki Goliyaan Le Jayen.
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Biwi: Ye Main Inhain Kiss Waqt Don?
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Doctor: Jab Main Aaon.



1st Lady: What do You Think About Husbands?
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2nd Lady: They are Like OWLS.
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1st Lady: Why?
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2nd Lady: They can see the Good Things in a Wife only at night.