Pathan Text Messages

3 Pathano ko phansi hone lagi:
Pehly ko phansi lagayi to Rassa dheela hony ki waja se woh nechy paani main ja gira.
Dosry ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main ja gira aur bach gaya.
Jab Teesry ki bari aayi to wo jallad se bola:
"Khocha yeh Rassa Theak karlo hum ko terna nai aati."


Admi Pathan Riksha Driver se: Tariq Road jao ge
Pathan: Haan chala to jaon ga,
Lakin mere Rikhse ka dhian kon rakhe ga?


1 Pathan Angoor Baich Raha Tha
Magar keh Raha Tha Aaloo le lo Aaloo.
Ek Aadmi ne kaha: Khan Sahab! Ye to Angoor hain.
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Pathan: Chup ho jao! Warna Makhiyan Aa Jayengi.