Funny Pathan Jokes

Major Rohail: Khan sab Carry Lougar Bill Aa gya hai.
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Phatan: Lo G pehle Bijli, Gas, Paani ka Bill.
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Aur ab ye Carry Lougar Bill
Bolo kon se bank me jama krvana hai
Aur DUE date kya hai?



Pathan Ny NADRA K Office Mai Ja Kar Ek Baat Boli.
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Jisay Sun Kar NADRA Waly Pagal Ho Gaye.
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Pathan Bola:
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"I.D Card Ke lye Golden Numbers Dikhao?"



Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:
Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?
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Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.