MUNNA BHAI : Aby Circuit,Ye Bata,Agr Bina Daanton Ka Kutta Kaat Le to Kya krnay ka?
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CIRCUIT : Simple Bhai, Bolay to Bina Sui K 14 Injections Lagwany ka basss.
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
Circuit: Bhai American Sadar kahan rehta hai?
Munna Bhai: Dhobi Ghaat pe.
Circuit: Bhai Dobhi Ghat boly to?
Munna Bhai: English main boly to "Washing Town".
MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.
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