Sardar Text SMS

Santa: Tu office mein toh bada sher bana ghumta hai,
ghar par kya ho jata hai?
Banta: Hota toh sher hi hoon par DURGA sawar ho jaati hai…


Sardar ji;Bhagwan mujhe dard de,
Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye



Teacher: If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Sardar: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Sardar: Seven!
Teacher: Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Sardar: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Sardar: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Sardar: I’ve already got one rabbit at home now!