Santa Banta Jokes Collection

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
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Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon.


Santa: Why didn’t you marry?
Banta: I was searching for an ideal match.
Santa: So, you didn’t find an ideal girl?
Banta: I found one.
Santa: Then?
Banta: She was also searching for an ideal match.


Ek sardar doosre se keh raha hai ke “Maine machcharo ko ullu banaya !”
Second Sardar: “Kaise?“
First says: Maine mosquito coil mere bajuke room mein lagaya aur main apne room mein soya. ha ha ha ha…..