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Funny Pathan Jokes

English man To Pathan : What is your Name?
Pathan : Umer daraaz Khan
English man : what is the meaning of your name?
Pathan long life khan



ek sardar nay ek pathan ko khanay per bluya
1st April ko jab pathan us kay gher pohncha
tu lock laga howa thaa. aur darwazy per likhaa thaa "April fool"
Pathan nay hosheyari dekhaai aur nechay lekh dia
"main tu ayaa he nhian thaa"



A pathan to his Friend:
What are You Doing ?
Pathan i am recording my 1 year old son speech.
Friend. Why?
Pathan . when he will be old i will asked him the meaning.

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