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Punjabi Sardar Jokes

Sardar: O Tery Result da ki banya?

Pappu: Miss Kendi Aye Is Class wich 1 Saal Hor Laggay Ga.

Sardar: Saal Pavain 2,3 Lag Jawan Par Fail Na Hovin Mera Puttar.



Sardar k Ghar Chor aaya:

Sardar ne dekha To chor Bhaga.

Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se b Aagay nikal gaya.

Sardar: Ek to Chori oper se Hum se Race?



Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,

kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta.

Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,

lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

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