Pathan Text Messages

1 Pathan Ramzan Main Dopehar ko Naswar laga rha tha,
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2nd Pathan: Abe ye kya! tera roza nahi hai?
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1st Pathan: Hai! Par itna Kamzor nahi jo Naswar se Toot jayega.



Pathan:Molvi sahb 1 masla malom karna hy
Kia larrkion ko chup chup k dekhne se gunah milta hai?
Molvi: pata nhi lekin main ehtyatan astaghfar parrh leta hun



1 Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana
Doctor Banne K Bad Us Ne Phla Operation Kia
Operation Theater Se Nikal Kr Kehta Hy
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Ya Allah pehla tohfa behja hai kabol krna...