Funny Punjabi Jokes

Ik var Ghulle de Ghar Vichon Hassan Diyan awazan A rahian c...
Ik Admi ne Ghulle nu bahar bula k pucheya:" oye tusi kari ki jande ho.. ehna uchi kyon has rahe ho.."
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Ghulla:" o yaar gal eda k meri Gharwali mere te Jutian sitdi a j Lag jave tan oh hasdi a j na lage tan mai"....



Ik Vari Ghulla Bus ch' ja reha c...usnu koi seat nahin mili, ik Seat te Baithe Admi nu Ghula .. "Uth Oye Tenu pata nahin mai kaun a"
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Admi; "kaun a oye tu?"
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Ghula "ayeee , Bhaji Mai mareez a yaar khadea nahin janda g seat he chahidi c chalo koi ne mai thalle he bai jana"???



Ik vaar Ghulle nu koi banda Vaar- Vaar Mobile te tang kar reha c..
Ghulla Dukhi ho giya usne ik scheme sochi.. usne ik nawan number liya te us bande nu msg karke kehnda.. "hun mai oh number band karta hun tera peo v mainu tang nahin kar sakda..""

By: Gurdeep Singh Sunet