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Funny Joke Messages

GRHAMBLE
Found telephone.
EDISON
Found electric bulb.
MARCONI
Found radio.
COLUMBUS
Found amrica.
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Tusi bas SMS he parhde jao nalayakooooooo….



Aik Admi Coffee Shop Pr Gaya Aur Coffee Ka Order Diya.
Waiter Order Le kr gaya Aur Door Ja Kr Kuch Ishara Krne Laga.
Thori Der Bad Us ne BiLL La kr Rkh Diya.
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Admi: Ye Kya..!!! Meri Coffee Kahan hai..???
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Waiter: Samajhdaar K Liye Ishara Hi Coffee hai..



A Boy ToLd his Friend, “Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai”
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Frnd: Sahi se Dekh, Hans k Dekh rahi hai Ya Dekh k Hans Rahi hai..

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