Moulana sahab: aaj kal t.v me channel bohat kharaab aarahe hen.
1 admi ye sun kar bola: nahi hamarey to bilkul theek hen aap apna cabel check karwalen
Husband biwi se Phone par:
"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano gye?
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy jtna marzi parh, wo nahi ban sakta jo chahta hy.
Teacher:
Kiya banna chahty ho?
Pathan
"LADY DOCTOR"
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