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Santa Jokes Messages

Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti hai?
Driver: NO
santa: to kya behan lagti hai?
Driver: NO,Kuch nahi lagti.
Santa: to Bhenchod Chadne kyu nahi deta…


Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat:
Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein
Tenu Kha Te nai Jawanga..


Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .

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