He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.
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