Load Shedding Jokes

Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.
Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?
Amma: Mai mannat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi.
Es lai tawanon roti khawai
Police officer hans K bola: Amma aina takaluf Q'n kita
1 Wapda wala sadd laina C.




Jab light jaati hai tab sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se.




Kuch log Dozakh main barray aaram se soye parray thy.
Ek Farishtay ne dusray se pucha,
Ye itnay aaram se kese soye parray hain?
Dosray ne kaha: Ye Pakistan aur india se aaye hain, Garmi aur Load Shedding k Aadi hain.