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Funny Punjabi Jokes

Doctor says- sardarni is not pragenent,
it was just gas problem.
sardar says: hey rabba mainu tu lun ditta hai ya hawa bharan da pump ?


Santa goes for interview...
Lady-what is ur name Santa-Santa Singh
Lady-sex Santa-kar lyi da
Lady-i mean male or female
Santa-jehda marzi aa je chak dayi da bas


amali was smoking in a bus:
Ek Aurat: tenudikhda ni, Bus ch likhea "No Smoking"
Kujh Dair bad oh aurat apne bache nu dudh plian lagi.
Mauka dekh k amali boleys
tenu dikhda ni bus ch likea k
"sareer de koi andd bahar na kado"

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