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Funny Pathan Jokes

Ek Pathan ko air force se nikal dya gya
Reason:wo zid kr rha tha k main ne 14
august pe silencer utaar k jahaz urana hai.


Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe tuta betha k ja rha tha
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.


Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell
Baja kar bhaag jata tha
Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?
Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai..

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