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Funny Pathan Joke Messages

Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?
Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
“Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga..”


1 pthan ne molvi se kch pucha molvi ne
2 thapar laga diya 1 admi ne pthan se pucha
tmne kya bola molvi ko?
Pthan:ma ne srf pucha k valentine day ki
nmaz kab ho ge


Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,
Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.
Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat,
“Hum dobara shaadi kare ga..”

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