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Dirty Funny Jokes

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.


Pehle usne chunni utaari Phir Kameez phir undershirt or phir bra utara aur
aakhir main .. salvaar bhi utar di.
Phir?
Phir kiya kaproon wali taar khaali ho gayi...


Girl to Doctor: My mobile got stuck in my vagina since last 4 days in
vibration mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just recharge the battery.

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