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Punjabi Funny Jokes

Punjabi ki flight mein tabiyat kharab ho gayi to
Air Hostess ne poocha:
“R u suffering from fever”?
Punjabi: No, I m suffering from Karachi to Lahore.


Sheikh asked a parrot:"Mian mithu choori khain ga
"Parrot said:"Chavallan na maar, ap kadi khadi aa''


Kadi apni unglan nu hala lya karo,
Mobile te sada v number mila lya karo,
Lokan nu te hass hass k SMS kardy o,
Kadi sady naal v gap shup la lya karo.

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