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Pakistan Political Jokes SMS

Bubbli: Uncle Uncle Choor, Daku ur Jail yafta mujrimon per TAX kyu nhi lagta?
Zardari: Beta phir to sab k sab MNA, MPA aur Govt mulazammen ko TAX net me lana pere ga.


Ek Bachay ne Zardari se kaha: Janab 14 Months ho gaye hamary School main Teacher nahi aaya.
Zardari: To School kese chal raha hai?
Bacha: Jese mulk chal raha hai.


Janab Zardari Sb Apni Kitab “Gharibon Ka Khaatma” (Jild 2,Pg # 74)
Main Likhtey hain..
“Meray Hum-Watno Mehangaie Se Na Daro Hawa Khaoe,
Ghussa Piyo Aur Mazey Se Geo


Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:
“Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta”
Magar?
“Khudkushi Haram Hai”.

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