Mayawati and Lalu were sitting inside a hospital.
Mayawati was crying loudly.
Lalu asked "Why" ?
Mayawati: They will cut my finger for medical blood test.
Hearing this Lalu started crying even louder.
Mayawati asked "Why" ?
Lalu: I have come for my urine test.
Annoyed Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.
Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Annoyed Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or Ambulance...?!
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