Once there was a cricket match going on. A batsmen played a powerful shot, which was played with such a power that the crashed into the cage of hens.
A hen asked another "from where this ball came"
the other one replied "I think the hens in our neighbor are performing very well today."
A batsman was hitting a lot on a bowler than the bowler said to his captain now watch I will just confuse him when he bowled the batsman hit a 4 & his captain said really he was confused that whether to hit a 6 or 4 !!!
The Devils challenged the Angels to a game of cricket. "But we've got all the cricketers," said the Angels.
"Yes. But we've got all the umpires!" exclaimed The Devils
The sarcastic bowler was disgusted by several of the umpire's decisions.
'Have you got a minute?' he asked.
'Yes,' said the umpire. 'Well, tell me all you know about cricket.'
The bowler had a dreadful match, which cost his side the game. All week long he practiced hard for the next game. During the following match, he said to the captain, 'Notice any difference?'
The captain looked at him thoughtfully. 'You've had your hair cut, haven't you?'
The bowler was up against a stonewaller who never moved his bat. Every ball either hit the bat or passed harmlessly by, no stroke being offered.
The bowler turned to the umpire. 'Is he out if he doesn't move his bat?'
'No,' said the umpire. 'But he will be if he does!'
In a country town match, the batsman was out first ball. 'Not like last week,' said the wicket-keeper.
'No,' said the batsman. 'Last week I stayed in and got forty and when I got back all the drinks was gone!'
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