Politician: Sach sach batao tum ne kitni baar mujh se bewafai ki?
WIFE: kul 3 baar!
Politician: Kab kab?
WIFE: Jab aap ke dil ka operation tha to Dr k pas gai,
Jab aap jail gae to judge k pas gai.
Politician: Or teesri baar?
WIFE: Jab apko hakumat banana thi or aap k pas 84 MPAs kum thay..
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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