american sadar pathan se: Tum hum ko Osama do ham tum ko Titanic wali larki de ga.
Pathan: Hum tum ko Osama de ga par hamein Titanic wali larki nahi larka chaiye...
Aik Pathan parde ki dukan mein,
Sales Man: Kya chaiye?
Pathan: Parda chaiye.
Sales Man: Kis kisam ka aur kis rung ka chaiye?
Pathan: Gulaabi rung ka, mere compurter ke liye.
Sales man: Computer ke liye kisi parde ki zaroorat nahi.
Pathan: Hum ne Windows install kiya hai ,
is ke liye zaroorat hai..
Pathan Blood ke bare mein book parh raha tha.
Wife: Aaj ye kiu parh rahe ho gee??
Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha kal Blood Test ho ga,
Is liye Test ki tayyari kar raha hoon....
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