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Funny Tips / Funny Totkay

Agar apke bachey zyada matti khate hain to inhein thori seemant bhi khila dain, Buniyad paki ho jaye gi. :)

Agar apke hath main bohat dard hai to aik hathori lain aur zorr se apne paaon per maar lain.. Aap hath ka dard bhool jaye gain..:)

Agar apke daant main keera lag gaye to aik do haftey kuch mat khayen...keera khud he marr jaye ga...:)

Agar apko neend nahi aati to aankhon main aik aik drop Elfi daal lain...Neend achi aye gi aur Subah aankh bhi nahi khuley gi :)

Agar apke kuch baal safaid ho jayen to saarey sir per choona daal lain, iss tarah saarey baalon ka rang safaid ho jaye ga...:)

Agar apke baal girte hain to Tind karwa lain...Na rahein gain baal aur na rahe gi pareshani..:)

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