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Pati Patni SMS Jokes in Hindi

Biwi ne pathi ke gale main bahein daal kar kaha Kaisi lag rahi ho main?
Pati: bilkul waisi jaise bhagwan shankar ke gale main naag lagta hai!


Wife:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the.
Husband:Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife: kaisi galat fehmi?
Husband: Yehi k main soya hua tha


Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi!
Husbnd-'Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.


Patni tv par match dekh rahi thi,
pati smart bankar patni ke pass aaya aur bola,?
darling main kaisa lag raha hon??
tabhi patni zor se chilayi ?CHAKKA??

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