Funny Urdu Jokes Collection

1 larka dosre larke se:
Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?
.
2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor diya


Bap : beta aaj tak tum ny asa koi kam nahi kia jis se mera sir ouncha ho gaya ho
Beta : yad karen papa ek dafa me ny ap k sir k nichy 3takyea rakhy the


Agar Larki Ko Ulti Aaye,
To Us K Parents Poochte hain...
Kaun Tha Wo Kameena!
Agar Larkey Ko Ulti Aaye to us K Parents Kehtey hain....
Kameenay Kya Nasha Kar k Aaya hai !
MORAL !!!
ULTI Larki Ko Aaye..
Ya...
Larkey Ko...
KAMEENA Hamesha Larka hi hota hai...
..GEO KAMEEENO..