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Funny Punjabi Jokes

JATT : Rabba je tu mainu 100Rs.
deve ta mein 50Rs. guru ghar devaga .
Thodi door ja ke usnu 50Rs.
labh jande hun te jatt kehnda hai
Wah oh rabba inna bhi bharosa nahi,
aapne pehla hi katt laye...


1 Bihari : 100 bimari
2 Bihari : ladai ki teyaari
3 Bihari : train hamari
4 Bihari : election ki teyaari
5 Bihari : sarkaar hamari
6 Bihari : punjab hi hamari
CHUK DE FATTA
Bhayia bhajaoo PUNJAB bachaaoo


Pind de kol ik jungle vich sher (lion) aa gaya,
pehla u.s.a. di police ne labhan da jor la liya,
Fer england di police aayi par sher na labhyaa,A
akhir punjab police nu labhan da mouka ditta gaya .
Next din punjab police ne police station vich ik bandar (monkey) faryaa hoyaa si,
Te saare hi us nu kut rahe san te keh rahe si,
"keh saleyaa main hi sher haan ."

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