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Funny Hindi Jokes Collection

Sardar talking on cell.
2nd Sardar : Kis se baat kar raho ho.
1st Sardar : Biwi se…
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2nd Sardar : Itne… Pyaar se?
1st Sardar : Tumhari hai…



Ek tha Raja…
Ek thi Rani…
Donon mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Neechay kya lash dhoond rahay ho??? Bola na kahani khatam.



Santa and banta jungle mein,
Saamne aayaa sher aa gya,
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
Aur bhaagne lagaa,
Aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa,
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu,
Matthi to tune phenki hai.

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