Funny Sardar Jokes

1 sardar Dosry Se:
Zara Car Se Bahr Dekhna K Indicators Kaam Kr Rahe Hen Ya Nhi?
Dosra sardr Bahr Dekh Kr:
Han,Nhi,Han,Nhi,Han,Nhi,Han,Nhi,Han,Nhi…


Sardar ji: Agar Aap ki wife Ko Jin Chimmat Jaay..
To Aap Kya Karain gay?
Sardar ji: Dasso! O main ne phir Kya Karna Hay.
“Ghalti Jin Ki Hai,
Khud Bhugty Ga”


Sardar police-station aya or bola:
Muje arest krlo,mene apni BV k sar pe danda mara hy
Police: Wo mar gai kia?
sardar: Nai wo bach gai. Hun meri khair nai


Sardar Maths k paper mein Dance kr raha tha,
Kisi ne pocha ye kya kar rahe ho Sardar Ji,
Sardar:
Yaar Mere Dost ne kaha tha k har Step k number hote hain.