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Funny Gandhi ji Jokes Collection

Ek bar Gandhiji k head par 8-10 baal aaye.
Wo Barbar k paas gaye.
Barbar angry me pucha CUT karu ya COUNT karu?
Gandhiji sharmake COLOUR Karo


Teacher :What happened in 1869?
Student:Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1873?
Student:Gandhiji was four years old.


Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika…?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye
!…….hahahah……;


Sardat: Sir
Gandhi Ji Ke Sar Pe
Baal Q Nahi The?
Sir> Intelligent
Logo Ki Nishani He
Sardar> Ha
Tabi To
sardaron Ke Itne
Lambe Baal Hote He !

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