Pathan Jokes

Ek pathan double decker bus main charha,Nichlay hise main jagah nahin thi, conductor ne kaha “khan sb! o0per ja k betho!”
Pathan ooper wale hise main gaya aur ghabraaya hua neeche aa gaya,
conductor se bola: “Kambakhat! merwaaiga kya? 0oper to driver hi nahin hai,



Pathan; Ham 25 bhen bhai hain,
Girl; keya tumahre ghar
Family planing wale nahi aye.?
Pathan; aya tha Madarsa samajh k wapas chala gaya…



Judge: Tm Teesri Bar Adalat Me ARhe Ho tmhe Shram Nhi Ati?

Pathan: Tm Roz Ata Hai, Tum Ko Ati Hy Kia ?