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Funny Sardar Jokes

SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, "I AM GOING"?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega,
20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain....
answer bata ke jaa..



SardarJi: Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai,
.
Dost: Garam pani Q?
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Sardar: Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain.



Sardar: Muje E-Mail bnana hy. Sardar, Sardarg, Sardar123, Sardarabc Koi bhi nhe mil rha.

Major Rohail: Tum "Akalmand_Sardar" try kro 100% mil jye ga.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha
Bohat funny hain yaar, specially 2nd one.