Pathan: Mery dada ny 1965 ki jang mein dushman ki taangain tak kat dee thien..
Dost: Gardnain kyn ni kati?
Pathan: Wo pehly he kati pari thi……..
Dost Pathan Se: Yaar google per kya kar rahe ho?
Pathan: Parrosyo ka bacha gum ho gya hai,
Usse dhoodh raha hoon,
Pathan: Mere bache hun ge to 1 ko karachi aur 1 ko Lahore chor aaunga
Dost:woh Q?
kal TV per beta rahe the k bachon k darmiyan waqfa zarooi hai.
Pathan wife se
Ajj 4 baje ghadon ki race hai,
main waha ja raha hoon,
Wife: Chala to thik se jata nahi hai,
race main kya karo ge
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