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Pathan Jokes Collection

Pathan: R u male or female?
Khusra: Both
Pathan: How’s that possible..do u hv sex with male or female?
Khusra: Jo b mil jae male ya female
Pathan: Oy! maar tali tu to mere tra Phatan he hy



Girl:
Mera abbu tume both psand
Krte hy
Phatan:
Shrmate hove
“Pr hum shadi tum se
he kre ga”



Phatan train me su su kr k aya
BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”

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