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Funny Sardar Jokes

Sardar’s Friend: What is call girl?
Sarar: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.


Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di..
Sardar ko English nai aati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
Wife: Wah sardar jee tusi te great o.
Sardar: O A tey kuch vi nai Hale te may Thirsty Crow nai sunai..


Insaan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.
Sardar: is main kya bari bat hai,
wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.

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